Happy Music Monday! Today's Green Monday, the traditional holiday that was invented in the late 2000s to represent a day when online sales were... right. It's one of THOSE holidays. Anyway, it's today, it's happening, and we might as well celebrate. So gather around the Green Monday Tree and hang the Green Monday Stockings! Scott's got five songs about the color green.
George Jones - Green Grass Grows All Around
Green is a peaceful and soothing color. It's a color of joy and happiness. It's the color of spring! Of rebirth! And also, our site. See? It's all nice and green up there.
Let's all learn about green together, shall me? HAPPY CORPORATE HOLIDAY, EVERYONE!
Tom Jones - Green, Green Grass Of Home
Green is a soothing color, a color often associated with civilization. Nobody wants to head about to the dry brown front lawn of home, do they? A lawn means you're living the American Dream. Which is capitalism. Which means retail. Which also means our site.
Green can be the color of envy, too. You know that. Everyone knows that. But the best way to get over envy is to get a little something for yourself! Which, once again, refers you to our site. It's almost like this consumer-based holiday is a hint or something, huh?
Green Arrow is pretty popular now. He's on TV! Maybe you need a new TV? Our site can help! HAPPY GREEN MONDAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A green door closes. Just as this holiday comes to a close at midnight tonight. Happy Green Monday. Honor its spirit. Don't ever forget what it really means.
Let us just remind you: some images come from the corresponding Wikipedia page and are here under fair use. Now, post your favorite songs about the color green! That's what this completely made-up holiday represents, after all.